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[Edgeworth holds in his hand Adachi's latest report of recently departed and newly arrived citizens. The report was, as usual, handed to him in the morning. It contains no mention of Dahlia Hawthorne. If it is to be trusted (and for the time being, Edgeworth will indeed believe that Tohru has been doing his job properly), then her arrival was sometime earlier in the day.]

Attention, all members of the police force: Be on the lookout for a recent arrival named Dahlia Hawthorne.

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This woman is a known criminal with a history of manipulation, attempted homicide and murder in the first degree. She is capable of posing as her twin sister Iris. Use your best judgment and do not confuse the two under any circumstance.

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This message is only a warning, not an arrest warrant. In accordance with Somarium's laws, Dahlia remains innocent until proven guilty of a crime in this world. If confronted, she is likely to put on a helpless and innocent act. Convincing as it may be, she is not to be trusted.

( Wow! The fury of Edgeworth! )

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( (...D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?) )

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[Awakes with a rather undignified yelp]

( If I could get another chance, another walk, another dance with him... )

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[Edgeworth hesitantly opens his eyes. He knows what day it is. But if he doesn't say anything, then maybe for those few, precious moments he can pretend that everything he saw was just a nightmare. That, and nothing more.]

( Watch me be awesome. Public. )

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*Sits up and yawns, lazily rubbing an eye as he attempts to wake up.*

...Hm. I must be so out of practice by now...

Hello, Yosuke Hanamura? This is Miles Edgeworth returning your call.

( The first letter. Public. )

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*Wakes up with that very same expression on his face, sans the tears.*